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David A

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>>>>>>>>>>I have long contended there are male jokes and there

>>>>>>>>>>are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here

>>>>>>>>>>is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer

>>>>>>>>>>it to you in the hopes that women will love it and

>>>>>>>>>>men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.


>>>>>>>>>>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work

>>>>>>>>>>cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally

>>>>>>>>>>tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man

>>>>>>>>>>entered. He was so striking that the woman could not

>>>>>>>>>>take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man

>>>>>>>>>>noticed her overly attentive stare and walked

>>>>>>>>>>directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she

>>>>>>>>>>could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he

>>>>>>>>>>leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything,

>>>>>>>>>>absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no


>>>>>>>>>>how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There

>>>>>>>>>>are always

>>>>>>>>>>conditions). Flabbergasted, the woman asked what

>>>>>>>>>>the condition was. The man replied, "You have to

>>>>>>>>>>tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

>>>>>>>>>>(controlling huh?) The woman considered his

>>>>>>>>>>proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20

>>>>>>>>>>bill from her purse, which she pressed into the

>>>>>>>>>>man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply

>>>>>>>>>>into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully








>>>>>>>>>>"Clean my house."

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