David A Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>I have long contended there are male jokes and there >>>>>>>>>>are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here >>>>>>>>>>is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer >>>>>>>>>>it to you in the hopes that women will love it and >>>>>>>>>>men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work >>>>>>>>>>cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally >>>>>>>>>>tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man >>>>>>>>>>entered. He was so striking that the woman could not >>>>>>>>>>take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man >>>>>>>>>>noticed her overly attentive stare and walked >>>>>>>>>>directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she >>>>>>>>>>could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he >>>>>>>>>>leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, >>>>>>>>>>absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no >>>>>>>>>>matter >>>>>>>>>>how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There >>>>>>>>>>are always >>>>>>>>>>conditions). Flabbergasted, the woman asked what >>>>>>>>>>the condition was. The man replied, "You have to >>>>>>>>>>tell me what you want me to do in just three words." >>>>>>>>>>(controlling huh?) The woman considered his >>>>>>>>>>proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 >>>>>>>>>>bill from her purse, which she pressed into the >>>>>>>>>>man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply >>>>>>>>>>into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully >>>>>>>>>>said.... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>* >>>>>>>>>>* >>>>>>>>>>* >>>>>>>>>>* >>>>>>>>>>* >>>>>>>>>>"Clean my house." Quote
Jenny G. Posted August 9, 2003 Posted August 9, 2003 Thanks, I loved it! I sent it immediately to my mom and sister with the subject line: THIS IS ME! Quote
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