Frank Lamb Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 And once again Frank.....touche!!!!!! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Naughty..Naughty..Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 This is great for the PUB!!! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Thanks for my middle of the night laugh! Geri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieD Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Another good one Frank, but you're still going to hell. CharlieD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Q Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Frank, are you a former altar boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 LOL Frank....thanks! Ooh and CharlieD, I wasn't ready for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melindasue37 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 lol....gotta love that Lil Johnny. Very Cute Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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