Leslie221 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Here are some clean, simple holiday jokes for you or for you to share with kids during the holidays. Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! What does Santa like to have for breakfast? Mistle-"toast"! What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? "Horn"-aments! Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet! What kind of music do elves like best? "Wrap" music! What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? "First, YULE LOGon"! Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log! Why do elves scratch themselves? Because they're the only ones who know where its itchy! Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? Because he had the drum sticks! If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes! What does Frosty eat for lunch? Ice-"berg"-ers! What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers? Chilly sauce! What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill! What falls but never hurts itself? Snow! What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A "pointsetter"! A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental. What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood! What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents? Silent Night! Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping! A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkala Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 HAHAHA!! Thanks for sharing, my kids will love these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 What Don? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Very cute. God Bless!! Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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