Jyoung20 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Sam got on a plane, and finding himself seated next to a cute blonde, immediately turned to her and made his move. "You know," he began, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it and looked at him warily. "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about............... nuclear power?" "OK," the blonde agreed. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The man was dumbfounded. Finally he replied, "To be honest, I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," said the blonde. "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power with me, when you don't know s**t?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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