Leslie221 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg." "Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before me mate could throw me a line, a shark bit me leg clean off." The interviewer was sort of disappointed. "What about the hook at the end of your right arm?" "I lost it in a sword fight with the Captain of the Guard." Again the reporter was disappointed. "Certainly there's an exciting story about the patch on your eye?" "One day, I was out on deck, and a bird flew over and crapped in me eye." The reporter was amazed. "That's why you wear a patch?" "Well, I'd only had me hook a couple of days." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 loved this one. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 I love pirate jokes! Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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