Geri Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and promised himself a vacation after the next big score. He clicked on his light again and began searching for valuables. Just as he pulled out the stereo so that he could disconnect the wires, he heard as clear as a bell, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. Yep," the parrot squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed, "Warn me, Huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the parrot. "Moses? The burglar replied and Laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The same kind of people that would name a Rottwieler Jesus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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