More (Can there be more?) blonde jokes

[Ann]

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and

one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther

away..........Florida or the moon?

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......

CAR TROUBLE: A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the

mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET: A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her

very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you

guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and

then today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and

sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second

blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the

other side."

KNITTING: A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on thE

freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the

wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights

and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and

yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back,

"IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN: A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one

day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the

Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at

night!"

IN A VACUUM: A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her

turn.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,

can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and

asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was

named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of

someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellllllllooo," answered the blonde.

"They're watch dogs"

[ginnyde]

Ann, these are funny, so glad I have never been a blonde.