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How To Lie To A Bathroom Scale…

- Don’t eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you’ve weighed in, completely naked of course.

- Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping on the scale.

- Always go to the bathroom first.

- Weigh yourself after a haircut.

- Never weigh yourself with wet hair.

- Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale lighter.

- Remove everything including eyeglasses. When getting weighed, blurred vision is an asset.

- Start out with just one foot on the scale. Then, holding on to a towel rack in front of you, slowly edge your other foot on and slowly let go of the rack. You will weigh at least two pounds less than if you had stepped on normally.

- Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner, at night – and then in the morning, before breakfast … because it’s nice to know how much weight you’ve lost overnight.

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