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They have a couple of wheels on the shoulder.

· They are ten cents short of a dime.

· The lights are on but nobody's home.

· They don’t have both oars in the water.

· The Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

· His Sherpa doesn’t go all the way to the summit.

· They’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

· They are a few peas short of a casserole.

· They couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the sole.

· They have an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

· The cheese slid off of his cracker.

· Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

· A room temperature IQ.

· Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

· A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.

· Bright as Alaska in December.

· Donated his body to science - before he was done using it.

· Fell out of the family tree.

· Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

· He is so dense, light bends around him.

· If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

· If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

· If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

· If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

· It's hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm.

· Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

· Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl.

· All foam no beer.

· A few Club Z points short of a toaster

· Big hat, no cattle

· Dumber than a box of hair

· During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group

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