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10 Reasons God Created Eve


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10 reasons God created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden

of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need

someone to hand him the TV remote.

(Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't

want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT

ELSE is on TV.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's

appointment.

7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he

would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take

out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He

knew Adam would never be able to handle labor

pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in

finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple

Incident and for anything else that was really his

fault.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be

alone."

1. And the No. 1 reason of all .

(Tada ... drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.)

God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared ...

"I can do better than that."

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