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Your front porch collapses and kills more than nine dogs.

You have a home that's mobile and fourteen cars that aren't.

You walk your son to school because you're in the same grade.

You've been too drunk to fish.

The furniture on your porch was once in your living room.

Your family tree doesn't fork.

If you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights.

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That was a good one Ann---

Actually happened to my hubby in college. He had one you could see and couldn't hear and the other you could hear and couldn't see. He stacked them on top of one another to have a full t.v.

***You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

***Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

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