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*The Halloween Pumpkin on your fromt porch has more teeth than your spouse.

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*** You think a woman who is "out of her league" bowls on a different night.

***You think the last words to the "Star Spangled Banner" are "Gentleman, start your engines."

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**You've been married three times and still have the same in'laws.

**You go to a family reunion looking for a date.

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Your front porch collapses and kills more than nine dogs.

You have a home that's mobile and fourteen cars that aren't.

You walk your son to school because you're in the same grade.

You've been too drunk to fish.

The furniture on your porch was once in your living room.

Your family tree doesn't fork.

If you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights.

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**You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

**You've got more than one brother named Darryl.

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Instead of buying a big screen television...you stack two 19" televisions on top of each other.

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That was a good one Ann---

Actually happened to my hubby in college. He had one you could see and couldn't hear and the other you could hear and couldn't see. He stacked them on top of one another to have a full t.v.

***You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

***Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

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