Jyoung20 Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 *The Halloween Pumpkin on your fromt porch has more teeth than your spouse. Everyone contribute-------- Quote
Frank Lamb Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 If you keep your spit cup next to your wifes on top of her jewelry box. Quote
jang Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/forum/sh ... hp?t=32559 Quote
Jyoung20 Posted January 17, 2006 Author Posted January 17, 2006 *** You think a woman who is "out of her league" bowls on a different night. ***You think the last words to the "Star Spangled Banner" are "Gentleman, start your engines." Quote
Jyoung20 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Posted January 18, 2006 **You've been married three times and still have the same in'laws. **You go to a family reunion looking for a date. Quote
Snowflake Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Your front porch collapses and kills more than nine dogs. You have a home that's mobile and fourteen cars that aren't. You walk your son to school because you're in the same grade. You've been too drunk to fish. The furniture on your porch was once in your living room. Your family tree doesn't fork. If you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights. Quote
Jyoung20 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Posted January 18, 2006 **You mow your yard and find a car. **Your wife's hair-do was once ruined by a ceiling fan. Quote
Frank Lamb Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I am starting to realize a lot of similarities here. I have mowed my yard & found my old station wagon. Quote
Frank Lamb Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 You might be a redneck if this has ever happened to you. http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_deer_tree.htm Quote
Snowflake Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 If you've ever taken a beer to a job interview - you might be a redneck. Quote
Jyoung20 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Posted January 18, 2006 **You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. **You've got more than one brother named Darryl. Quote
Ann Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Instead of buying a big screen television...you stack two 19" televisions on top of each other. Quote
Jyoung20 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Posted January 18, 2006 That was a good one Ann--- Actually happened to my hubby in college. He had one you could see and couldn't hear and the other you could hear and couldn't see. He stacked them on top of one another to have a full t.v. ***You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. ***Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. Quote
Kasey Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Okay....I am now VERY worried about some of our members !! Quote
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