eppie Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140 and she shows the woman. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5" and she tells the woman. She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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