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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. 'This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,' said God. 'This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.'

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steelers flag, and in every window was a Terrible towel.

Peyton looked at God and said 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.'

God said 'So what's your point Peyton?'

'Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?'

God chuckled, and said 'Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine.'


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