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Ann

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Got this in my email today from our Lillian and had to share it with you!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you

sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of

these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about

yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness

and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about

anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and

with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent

you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be

a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you

had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

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Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing

should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or

becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include

dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of

motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions

of grandeur, table dancing, lap dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,

and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip poker, Truth

Or Dare, and Naked

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