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A husband was in big trouble because he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife said, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a package in the driveway.

She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

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