Ry Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 This is funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 very good, Ry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I can see my dog telling me this stuff...LOL Andrew blames farts on her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Houdini agrees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggiesmom Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Excellent points and Dagwood thoroughly agrees - he sat right next to me while I read them outloud to Brian Joanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Love this one!!! Took my eight month old Tanner-Dog to Petsmart last night! What a trip! Talk about a happy boy! He paid absolutely no attention to all the other dogs in the store. However, he wanted to take home one of everything he could reach on the shelves!!! Why didn't someone tell me how hyper a Golden Retriever can be??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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