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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not

funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG,


3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check

stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my

nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now

you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled

a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then

acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your

guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the


10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look,

we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both

know who's boss here!!!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

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Love this one!!!

Took my eight month old Tanner-Dog to Petsmart last night! What a trip! Talk about a happy boy! He paid absolutely no attention to all the other dogs in the store. However, he wanted to take home one of everything he could reach on the shelves!!! Why didn't someone tell me how hyper a Golden Retriever can be???

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