Geri Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 THE MOMMY TEST > > I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up >something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took >the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. > > "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, >it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. > > At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and >asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, " >All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know >it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." > > We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently >pondering this new information. > > "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have >to be the daddy." > > "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my >heart. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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