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> I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up

>something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took

>the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.


> "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been,

>it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.


> At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and

>asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, "

>All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know

>it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."


> We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently

>pondering this new information.


> "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have

>to be the daddy."


> "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my




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