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Husband Excuses

Mr Ry

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The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom

making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare


do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm


this house, I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at


listen to what happened"

"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from

you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home


young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went


and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well

dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3


With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas

that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're

afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of

holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave


the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no

longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the


that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't

have good taste."

"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas


you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the


that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again


you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the

door.When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming


of her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

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