Husband Excuses

[Mr Ry]

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom

making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare

you

do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm

leaving

this house, I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at

least

listen to what happened"

"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from

you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home

this

young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went

ahead

and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well

dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3

days.

With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas

that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're

afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of

holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave

her

the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no

longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the

blouse

that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't

have good taste."

"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas

that

you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the

boots

that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again

after

you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the

door.When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming

out

of her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

[ginnyde]

John, is this a 'memoir' or fiction?

[Nushka]

You never know do ya? I got to go through my closet and make sure I wear each thing in it for a while.

Nina

[Jyoung20]

To funny!!