ginnyde Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 As a proud southern girl, I LOVE it, LOL!! Thanks Ginny ~Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Sounds like a fighting force 2nd only to a bunch of mad women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Q Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Frank, That's mad women with PMS, having a group bad hair day and new onset adult acne, overdrawn ccredit cards, and with no chocolate in sight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 addendum to Suzie Q's post: .....and a husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Ginny...I absolutely love this!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Amen, Fran! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Get'R Done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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