Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

The Little Ghost

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no toilet paper, so he used his hand. In his haste to get back to class he forgot to wash, so he made a closed fist to hide it.

When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said, "A little ghost, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, what do you have in your hand?" So the little boy said, "A little ghost and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have in your hand? So again the little boy said, "A little ghost and if I open my hand he will get scared away." Then his Mom got really mad and yelled, "Open your hand NOW!"

And the little boy said, "Oh great Mom, now look what you did, you scared the poop out of him!"

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.