Maryanne Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS! We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent! it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s =fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Boobie Chucklebiscuits checking in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Cheesey PottyDunkin checking in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Sloopy ChickenFace signing on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'm Sloopy Farkledunkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Dorfus Pottydoodle reporting for duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggiesmom Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Howdie do - my name is Snickle Dippinbreath! Snickle ((())) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Mine is Goober Gizzard Brains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Goober Dippin Dunkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Boobie Frickentush, at your service. Never tell my students! Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilliBr1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Boobie Chuckle Sniffer here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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