Ann Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 This would be my luck!LOL A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. >> >> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. >> >> Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No, you have another >> 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." >> >> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a >> face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy >> tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. >> While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an >> ambulance. >> >> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another >> 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?" >> >> God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!" >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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