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This would be my luck!LOL

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.


>> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.


>> Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No, you have another

>> 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."


>> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

>> face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy

>> tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

>> While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an

>> ambulance.


>> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another

>> 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"


>> God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"


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