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A husband walks up to his wife, grabs her butt and says,

'Honey, if you firmed this more you wouldn't have to wear those granny panties anymore.' A littler perturbed at this, the woman lets it go and goes about her day.

The next day the husband walks up and grabs his wife's breasts, saying 'Honey, if you firmed these up more you wouldn't have to wear those push up bras', and walks away chuckling at himself.

Ok, she thought, once was ok, twice... no.

She walks up to her husband, grabs his junk, and says

'Honey, you know, if you firm this up more often we wouldn't need the gardner, the poolboy, your brother...."

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