Ann Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 The Hikers One day Joe, Bob, and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, violent, raging river. They needed to get to the other side but had no idea how to do so. Joe prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost drowned a couple of times. Seeing this, Dave prayed to God, saying, "God give the strength and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. Bob had seen how this worked out for the other two so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, and the tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river." Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Oh My,I suppose she was blonde too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 Not sure about the hair color, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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