Larry Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Subject: Dirty Old Lady Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on April 1st of this year? Little old Woman: There I was, sitting in my swing on my front porch on that warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the little punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Good for her! What a joirk! Eppie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Arrgggghhh, sick....but it made me laugh. Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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