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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

....Every morning is the dawn of a new error....

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Don't look back. They might be gaining on you.

Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your way.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

Budget: a method for going broke methodically.

Car service: if it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Have a great day!


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