paul Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I got this from a fellow pneumonectomy friend HOW TO TELL THE sex OF A FLY! A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He told her. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina D. Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 OK Paul. Go to your room! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Sounds like a fly-by-night joke to me! He! He! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyd Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 My sister gets really excited if she gets 1 man and 1 woman with one swat. Not only does she get rid of two flies, but maybe many future generations. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 That was a good one Paul. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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