Cowboy Wedding Night - A Little Naughty

[Ann]

Cowboy and cowgirl

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>>>One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a

>>>man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.

>>>

>>>On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started

>>>to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each

>>>other's bodies.

>>>

>>>Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

>>>

>>>"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"

>>>

>>>"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".

>>>

>>>She slides her hands further down and gasps.

>>>"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.

>>>

>>>"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.

>>>

>>>Finally, the couple begin to make love.

>>>After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".

>>>

>>>Her husband, panting a little, asks,

>>>"What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"

>>>

>>>*"No", the bride replies.

>>>"Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope!"*

>>>

[Snowflake]

Did you hear about that northern girl who went to Texas to be a rodeo cowboy's buckle bunny? She changed her mind when she saw the outline of the condom in his back pocket...(that would be a can of chewing tobacco for them that don't git it)