Ann Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 hmmmmm.... good one. Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luvmydog2 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good one Ann, but not good enough to top Frank's toilet seat. Keep trying ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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