Geri Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 > > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles > > over limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop > > with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop > > pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that > > classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, > > "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for > > work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a > > rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A > > what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum > > stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one > > finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then > > four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side > > until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely > > stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." And just what the > > hell do you do with a 6 foot a-hole?" he asked. "You give > > him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Traffic > > Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 The Look on Cop's Face. > > PRICELESS > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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