rectum stretcher

[Geri]

> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles

> > over limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop

> > with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop

> > pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that

> > classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,

> > "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for

> > work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a

> > rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A

> > what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum

> > stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one

> > finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then

> > four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side

> > until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely

> > stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." And just what the

> > hell do you do with a 6 foot a-hole?" he asked. "You give

> > him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Traffic

> > Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 The Look on Cop's Face.

> > PRICELESS

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