CharlieD Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up. "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part of the way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here. So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha! I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...... He's naked, too!!! That witch!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here. <> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Charlie..... you are a bad boy... A very bad, bad boy.... Now how 'bout we hit the pub for some good laughs??/ Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Oh !!! Charlie is posting again in the dirty jokes section!!!! Whoopeee! I am glad he's back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I agree, Eppie! CharlieD has been missed along with his questionable jokes ! Glad to see you back, Charlie! Where've ya been? Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Good to see you back again Charlie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieD Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Kasey - What was the question you had about that joke? I don''t know if I will be able to answer it or not, but if I can't, Frank probably can! CharlieD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieD Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Cindi, On my to the Pub for that rotgut and creek ice. I don't consider myself as being bad. I am easily influenced and I think my association with Frank and John has somewhat corrupted me, if indeed I am. I thought it was a bit mysterious that no one commented on the clean joke I submitted today also!! CharlieD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Oh my, oh my! Cute, wasn't expecting that at that end! gail p-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cindi o'h Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 yep Charlie. If you can't see the look in my eyes, and the grin on my face, then you could easily mistake being called a bad boy for being bad... twisted, mischievous, naughty, funny, dirty jokes...I will laugh. But, they are naughty.. And, yes easy to have Frank and John rub off on you... they are bad boys too! (sometimes Don Wood!) love seeing you up and let's hit the creek! love, Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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