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Two old friends were just about to tee off at

the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag

called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn


"Sure," they said, "You're welcome."

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the

newcomer. Part of the way around the course, one of the friends asked

the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf

bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large

telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the

other friend, Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house

from here. So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the

direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see

right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha! I

can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with


He's naked, too!!! That witch!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you

charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand

dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the


Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so

just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim,

standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I

think I can save you a grand here.


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On my to the Pub for that rotgut and creek ice. I don't consider myself as being bad. I am easily influenced and I think my association with Frank and John has somewhat corrupted me, if indeed I am. I thought it was a bit mysterious that no one commented on the clean joke I submitted today also!!


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yep Charlie. If you can't see the look in my eyes, and the grin on my face, then you could easily mistake being called a bad boy for being bad...

twisted, mischievous, naughty, funny, dirty jokes...I will laugh. But, they are naughty.. And, yes easy to have Frank and John rub off on you... they are bad boys too! (sometimes Don Wood!)

love seeing you up and let's hit the creek! 8)


Cindi o'h

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