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At the end of a poetry contest, the two finalists were a Yale graduate

and a redneck.

The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing

a word that would be given to them by the judges.

The word was "TIMBUKTU"

The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem:

Slowly across the desert sand,

Trekked a lonely caravan.

Men on camels two by two,

Destination Timbuktu.

The audience went wild. They thought the redneck would never

stand a chance against him-a YALE graduate.

Nevertheless, the redneck stood up and gave his poem:

Me and Tim a hunting went,

Met three whores in a pop-up tent.

They were three and we were two,

So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down.

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