lilyjohn Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 >> I recently picked a new primary care physician. >> >> >> After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing >> "fairly well" for my age. >> >> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking >> him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" >> >> >> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" >> >> >> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either. >> >> >> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" >> >> >> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very >> unhealthy!" >> >> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like riding ATVs, >> sailing, going on annual "La Familia Loca" outings,hiking, or >> bicycling?" >> >> >> "No, I don't," I said. >> >> >> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of >> sex?" >> >> >> "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." >> >> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you care ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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