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How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get

more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the pitbulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy."

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