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Is Your Computer Male or Female???


Ann

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Computers are from Venus, Computers are from Mars

Don't read this if you're sensitive to these sexist remarks

The Top Ten Reasons Computers Must Be Male

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night

1. Size does matter!

The Top Ten Reasons Computers Must Be Female

10. Picky, picky, picky.

9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

8. Beauty is only shell deep.

7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing"

6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.

4. Smalltalk is important.

3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

2. They make you take the garbage out.

1. Miss a period and they go wild!!!

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