Frank Lamb Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing ?" he asks the drunk. "I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he replies. "So how does feeling the roof help you ?" asks the puzzled manager. "well," replies the drunk earnestly, "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 hee hee! This is precious. Wish I had this one in my arsenol last night when I needed it for officer Fritz! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Good one Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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