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Why Men Are Proud of Themselves


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1. They know stuff about tanks.

2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.

3. They can open all their own jars.

4. They can make decisions without a support group.

5. They can leave a motel bed unmade.

6. They can kill their own food.

7. They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

9. If someone forgets to invite them to something they can still be friends.

10. Underwear is $10 a three-pack.

11. Three pairs of shoes is more than adequate.

12. They don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.

13. Car mechanics tell them the truth.

14. They can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."

15. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

16. They can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit they just might become lifelong friends.

18. Their pals will never trap them with: "So, notice anything different?"

19. They are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.

20. They are totally unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.

21. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades.

22. They don't have to shave below the neck.

23. A few belches are expected and tolerated.

24. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

25. They can do their nails with a pocketknife.

26. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.

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Oh you guys are making my day like I never imagined possible with your responses! This was meant to be a tribute you all you gents out there who enjoy the finer things in life that we women haven't learned yet......so glad you like the post! So far, I often clean my nails with a pocketknife too.....lol. Lots more to learn from you!


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