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Girls Night Out

Frank Lamb

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> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful

> and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the


> Breezers.


> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in


> cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would


> off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather

> expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky

> enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on


> so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business


> proceeded to go home.


> The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally

> sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other

> husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to

> suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"


> "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck

> to her *ss that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll


> forget you.'

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