Frank Lamb Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 > Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful > and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi > Breezers. > > Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the > cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take > off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather > expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky > enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, > so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they > proceeded to go home. > > The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally > sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other > husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to > suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!" > > "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck > to her *ss that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never > forget you.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 belly laughin', Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Tears are streaming from that one. Frank you are something else. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalouDP Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 LMAO =laughing my *ss off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 ha ha ha ha !1 Love it! can't say that I;ve been there or done that but then again I could be lying!!! Ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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