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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was

only one little thing bothering me. It was her

beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore

very tight miniskirts,

and generally was bra less. One

day "little" sister called and asked me to come

over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when

I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had

feelings and desires for

me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just

once before I got

married and committed my life to her


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a

word. She said, "I'm

going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get

me." I was stunned

and frozen in shock a s I watched

her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties

and threw them down

the stairs at me. I stood there

for a moment, then turned and made a beeline

straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my

car. Lo and behold, my

entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law

hugged me and said, we

are very happy that you have passed our little

test.....we couldn't ask for

a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car........

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