Ann Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Subject: Colonoscopies Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous....A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "Should I smile for my Kodak Moment?" And the best one of all....... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Having had a colonoscopy, I can REALLY appreciate these comments. Guess only "acceptable" ones could be printed. I'm sure the doc has heard others! gail p-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggiegirl62 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Since they drug you up pretty well for a colonoscopy, I wonder if any of these patients remember making those great comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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