ginnyde Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. They asked, "May we see the baby?" "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??" "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Now, that's funny. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I can almost relate but luckily my son at 7, is able to fend for himself- otherwise I would've misplaced him long ago!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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