Bathroom Conversation

[Linda661]

I was just sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I don't know what got into me, as I'm not the type to start a conversation in a women's restroom, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed: "Doin' just fine!"

And the other gal says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre, so I say, "Uhhh, not much!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: "Can I come over to your place after a while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell her, "Well, I'm having company over, so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the gal say nervously...

"LISTEN, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

......oh what cell phones have done to us!.....lol

Linda (adapted from GCFL.net)

[Don Wood]

I was in the gym working out one day when I heard a lady in conversation. I finally realized she was actually talking to me! I apologized and said, "With all the cell phone users around, I generally ignore conversations around me here." Actually, it was refreshing that someone was actually talking to me and not on their cell phone. Don

[Frank Lamb]

Another scary thing is every time you see someone veering at you in their car they are usually talking on one of those things.