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A husband is watching a football game when his wife interrupts."honey could you fix the light in the hallway,its been flickering for weeks"?He looks at her angrily"Do I have GE printed on my forehead?"

Fine,she says but can you fix the door on the fridge?it wont close all the way.

"Dont have westinghouse tattood on my head either"he says.

"Ive also been asking you to fix the steps to the front door"

"and I dont have Ace Hardware written on me anywhere"

I cant watch the game here in peace im off to the bar.

He goes to the bar to watch the game and have a few beers and heads home,Gets there and sees the steps are fixed,Goes inside and sees the hall light is now working,goes to get a beer and finds the fridge door fixed too.

"honey how did you get all this done?he asks.

She says after you left I went out on the porch and sat crying and a nice young man came by and asked what was wrong.Well he fixed everything and all I had to do was bake him a cake or have sex with him.

He said"so what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied"Hellooooo"Do you see Betty Crocker printed on my forehead?I dont think so"

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