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Parking Ticket

Frank Lamb

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A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:

"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:

"I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job... Lead us not into temptation."

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:) Pretty cute Frank,Reminds me of a true story.My brother used to deliver soft water tanks for culligan.He went to one customers house and since she owed a bill he couldnt deliver without payment.

He found a note on the door that said

Culligan Man,

I will be home after5

He wrote on the bottom

So will I

Your culligan man

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