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A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:

"Hello, could you give me condom.

My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting

something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,

he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my


sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative

manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me


The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he

turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my

girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always


allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is

expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his


the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets


the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this

dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your


Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more

than the

others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't

know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"

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