Frank Lamb Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it. "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week." Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it. "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week." The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter. Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it. The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Thanks Frank, I needed a good laugh. Geri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eppie Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 har! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 As usual, I laughed out loud Frank. Thanks again. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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