Frank Lamb Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?" "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?" "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilliBr1 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Frank, Where in the world do you fine these? heh! Heh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 A little Bass Akwards wasnt she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Was this a blond nurse? (running and hiding very fast before I have to do cute kitty pennance) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztweb Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ha, ha, ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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