Frank Lamb Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and she would gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop letting them rip because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him he should see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to let them rip! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey dinner, and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled onto the floor laughing with tears in her eyes! After years of torture, she reckoned she got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter? He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 good one, Frank! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 A very good start to the week......a Monday morning laugh! Thanks Frank Geri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Ah...another husband with a severe case of trumpet butt! Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 a seasonal bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Frank thank's for the Laugh.......Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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