Ann Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 OK...all obvious morality issues aside... I would (some how become smart enough to) "fix" the lottery! Someone needs to win it, right? I mean, my first instinct was to say rob a bank, but this seems more like a victimless crime. Believe me, I've spent years thinking about what I'd do with the money... Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztweb Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I don't know. I think I would steal a boat. We have been looking for one and they are so expensive. If they could just give me one that would be better...I have a hard time with the stealing bit!! haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tami Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I like the lottery idea..!! Kelly.. you can get it one day I'll take it the next. But it has to be one of those big payout ones. If I'm going to do this I'm gonna make it worth it. I've always dreamed of winning the lottery! ever here that old lottery joke?? An old man lived a very frugal life. He worked very hard and prayed every night. Each night he would pray "oh God, I've lived a rightous life please bless me by allowing me to win the lottery." this went on every single night. "I didn't win today God but tomorrow please let me win the lottery". The man lived a long life and eventually died. When at last he was in heaven he asked St Peter if he could speak with God. When he saw God he said "I was a good man on earth. All I ever asked was just to be able to win the lottery. I prayed every night that you would let me win. Why didn't you ever let me win the lottery" and God said.. "why didn't you ever buy a ticket?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchurchi Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Well lets see it is monday, our air conditioning is not working here at the office and it is the last day to get docs out. How many people can I knock off?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Well...I see lots of people read this question but chose not to answer. Only four people answered , so far. Does this mean that we only have four members that would commit a crime if they thought they could get away with it? Well...make it five. I'm right in there with the gals and the lottery plan! I don't think I could ever commit a crime that would ever harm anyone in any way. But....being able to win a huge amount of money by using an unfair edge...I would do that...if I was guaranteed not to be caught! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Do acts Of Eco terrorism Count Building A huge fedex hub 2 miles down the street from my house and have had lots of evil thoughts. No hurting people just property damage as collateral damage for ruining eartha nd air without consulting people living in the area. Wouls love to avenge all my little woodland creatures for loss of home and habitiat due to construction. SEVERAL THOUSAND ACRES TORN UP FOR HIGHWAYS AND RUNWAY AND FEDEX HUB. Gotta go get band aids. Feell off my soapbox again sorry but ya asked ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I keep coming back trying to think of something.........make it six for the lottery scam. I didn't realise that I was so law-abiding until I couldn't come up with the perfect crime. Geri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I would punch holes in Osama's buttocks with an ice pick. Lots of holes. Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztweb Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Cindi, I was just cracking up when I read your post! hahahahahah! Now really, all things considered, is this really a crime??? Just kidding! By the way, I do LOVE the lottery idea. I was so simple minded in my boat theory...let's go for the gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Lottery is not victimless I buy tickets every week but if ya could figger it out tell me how ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I'd go for the lottery as well. Either that or rob a casino. They have plenty of it to let me have a few million. I know they have payroll etc but they make a ton of profit as well. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I wouldn't commit a crime even if I could get away with it. It's just not me... BUT, in the world of fun that this GTKY stuff brings, let's just say I'd get rid of the ex-wife once and for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shar Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Oh this is too easy. I am an easy going woman who loves animals and wouldnt hurt a fly. BUT, in my fantasy world my life would be so much better without the ex!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Oh boy, am I glad to see I wasn't the only one contemplating murder. My only problem was narrowing down the field... All in all, I think fixing the lottery would work better. If I still had the murderous thoughts, I could hire someone to do in the exes and the old boss (although I think in his case I would rather use my own hands)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Would never consider seriously breaking the law--only the speed limit. If I couldn't get caught, I would carry out the perfect white-collar computer crime stealing from the oil companies (no offense - Don; just a small amount from each one say $1M) and the Middle East rich--electronic funds transfer to an off-shore bank account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvillella Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I would want to beat a casino out of all its money. Even if it meant cheating. Even though I work in one I would still like to take one completely down for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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