ginnyde Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet!, you got dem on the wrong feet!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvillella Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Thanks Ginny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 A good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Love it, Ginny! I'll have to remember this one...lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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